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Monday, July 31, 2006

Nice Dream

Last night I dreamt that my gym rearranged everything and I got mad.

They had, for example, replaced the rowing machines with sewing machines. And some of the weight machines were those tables you have at bead shops with the little grooves to let you put together bead necklaces and such.

Now that wouldn't have been so bad except when I then went to get changed, a booking system had been introduced! So I had to take a number and wait in line with about 20 other people. And it was on a grass hill.

And you wouldn't believe who was responsible for all this. Hulk Hogan! I should have known. I had an argument with him. I only argue with people in my dreams. I can't remember the outcome.

There were strange similarities to the previous night's dream where I was in a city in the US (not sure which) and I went to a supermarket. Then when I went to pay, the cashier automatically added $4.50 for a packet of chewing gum because he thought he knew I wanted it. So I got in an argument with him that took hours and I couldn't leave. But then I did and went outside and everyone was lying on the ground in the streets! They were all looking up and so I did too.

The sky was full of amazing shimmering lights, so I lay down. We all knew the aliens had come and life would never be the same.

posted by Andrew at 8:50 am

33 Comments:

  • hey andrew. That sounds like a very nice dream. I had an awful dream last night. Claire made a pavalova and decorated it with all MY pebbles that were left over from me decorating gingerbread men. She would let me have a piece even tho they were MY pebbles. She can be so mean sometimes.

    By Blogger amy, at 11:09 am  

  • I like that Radiohead video clip where people lie down. Unrelatedly I also enjoy lying down.

    Also did you hear about Josh and Andrea being pregnant? I think it is just Andrea who is pregnant but I have a feeling Josh had something to do with it. Anyway congratulations to them! How exciting and also worrying, the first of the next generation. Now they will have to come to the Marshall family picnic ;)

    By Blogger Mindy, at 11:10 am  

  • I hate dream Claire, she is selfish. If she was in my dream, I would probably argue with her.

    By Blogger Andrew, at 11:10 am  

  • I saw Hulk Hogen once at Venice Beach.

    Only it wasn't Hulk Hogen.

    I was kidding about the bee pollen thing too - you dont have to cut off their legs. The get electrocuted instead and then they convulse and the pollen drops off.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:10 am  

  • Amy you and Claire need counselling about your problems regarding possessiveness of food items. Repeat after me, it is just food, I don't need define myself by the food I own.

    By Blogger Mindy, at 11:12 am  

  • Hooray! 2nd cousins to play with!

    I assume they will be second counsins. I'm not good at working things out.

    By Blogger Andrew, at 11:13 am  

  • I once saw Kirsty whoring herself to Hulk Hogan. Only it wasn't Hulk Hogan, it was a homeless man, who paid her with half a doughnut. Only it wasn't a dougnut it was belly button fluff.

    By Blogger Mindy, at 11:15 am  

  • Mindy, you are the reason I haven't sent this blog to my work mates.

    All the talk of whoring would really make them wonder about my family, my genes and everything about me.

    But don't stop because you are totally right about Kirsty.

    By Blogger Andrew, at 11:18 am  

  • Oh go on, send it to your workmates. I won't tell them about your gumboot and margarine fetish.

    By Blogger Mindy, at 11:20 am  

  • I will tell them - you disgusting little pervert.

    I saw Mindy on the street the other day paying a retarded guy to sleep with her.

    I cried for her.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:22 am  

  • Was he shouting out "rainbows and chimneys"? If so I think I know him... Eh Kirsty.

    By Blogger Andrew, at 11:32 am  

  • No idea what you are talking about.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:41 am  

  • No idea what you are talking about.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:41 am  

  • see, neither of us know what you are talking about

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:42 am  

  • Err. Yes.

    Thank you both Kirstys.

    By Blogger Andrew, at 11:44 am  

  • I know exactly what you are talking about.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:55 am  

  • And so do I

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:55 am  

  • Me too

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:55 am  

  • Well, that certainly clears that up.

    By Blogger Andrew, at 11:57 am  

  • Yes, in conclusion Kirsty is a big fat ho.

    By Blogger Mindy, at 12:13 pm  

  • so's ya face

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:18 pm  

  • A man tried to get money off me this lunch time. I must say, I was impressed.

    He had a big long story about the fact his car had run out of petrol, and that his wife and daughter were there. All he needed was money to get a enough petrol to get home so he could find his eftpos card. It was a blue subaru.

    I asked his daughters name, which he did not know.

    Poor man.

    By Blogger Andrew, at 1:16 pm  

  • I don't know my daughters names. Are you going to hold that against me too?

    You cold hard bitch.

    By Blogger Mindy, at 2:36 pm  

  • I never checked his daughter actually existed yet, that is true. I just assumed it from the fact the daughter was in a car somewhere.

    And besides I said to him "I would like to help you, but I don't think giving you money is not going to help you". I thought that was as nice as I could be.

    By Blogger Andrew, at 2:47 pm  

  • Damn Claire. She did it again! I came home on Christmas morning and she hadn't decorated the Christmas tree. She hadn't even gotten it out of the cupboard. I was so upset becuase I didn't want her to do it in the first place but since she wanted to do it I thought it would get done. And it is not christmas without a really really pretty tree.

    By Blogger amy, at 10:47 am  

  • Damn Claire. She did it again! I came home on Christmas morning and she hadn't decorated the Christmas tree. She hadn't even gotten it out of the cupboard. I was so upset becuase I didn't want her to do it in the first place but since she wanted to do it I thought it would get done. And it is not christmas without a really really pretty tree.

    By Blogger amy, at 10:47 am  

  • strange. I don't know why that doubled up. I apologise to everyone who read both then were disappointed by my lack or originality in the second comment

    By Blogger amy, at 10:48 am  

  • Hey I had a horrible dream last night. I can't even talk about it. I'll try. In my dream last night first I wentuhikb pto hyd. lapt xgy cy wasone.
    See I can't talk about it!

    By Blogger Mindy, at 1:12 pm  

  • Amy, you and Claire should get couples counselling before you leave, you obviously have big issues ;)

    By Blogger Mindy, at 1:12 pm  

  • Hi Mindy. Only through painful regressive therapy can we unlock the horrors in you mind.

    Keen?

    By Blogger Andrew, at 1:58 pm  

  • Andrew, I must say, you are looking particularly handsome today

    By Blogger amy, at 2:07 pm  

  • you too boris

    By Blogger amy, at 2:08 pm  

  • Thanks Amy.
    I can't speak for boris, but I am particularly flattered.

    By Blogger Andrew, at 2:09 pm  

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