Nice Dream
Last night I dreamt that my gym rearranged everything and I got mad.
They had, for example, replaced the rowing machines with sewing machines. And some of the weight machines were those tables you have at bead shops with the little grooves to let you put together bead necklaces and such.
Now that wouldn't have been so bad except when I then went to get changed, a booking system had been introduced! So I had to take a number and wait in line with about 20 other people. And it was on a grass hill.
And you wouldn't believe who was responsible for all this. Hulk Hogan! I should have known. I had an argument with him. I only argue with people in my dreams. I can't remember the outcome.
There were strange similarities to the previous night's dream where I was in a city in the US (not sure which) and I went to a supermarket. Then when I went to pay, the cashier automatically added $4.50 for a packet of chewing gum because he thought he knew I wanted it. So I got in an argument with him that took hours and I couldn't leave. But then I did and went outside and everyone was lying on the ground in the streets! They were all looking up and so I did too.
The sky was full of amazing shimmering lights, so I lay down. We all knew the aliens had come and life would never be the same.
They had, for example, replaced the rowing machines with sewing machines. And some of the weight machines were those tables you have at bead shops with the little grooves to let you put together bead necklaces and such.
Now that wouldn't have been so bad except when I then went to get changed, a booking system had been introduced! So I had to take a number and wait in line with about 20 other people. And it was on a grass hill.
And you wouldn't believe who was responsible for all this. Hulk Hogan! I should have known. I had an argument with him. I only argue with people in my dreams. I can't remember the outcome.
There were strange similarities to the previous night's dream where I was in a city in the US (not sure which) and I went to a supermarket. Then when I went to pay, the cashier automatically added $4.50 for a packet of chewing gum because he thought he knew I wanted it. So I got in an argument with him that took hours and I couldn't leave. But then I did and went outside and everyone was lying on the ground in the streets! They were all looking up and so I did too.
The sky was full of amazing shimmering lights, so I lay down. We all knew the aliens had come and life would never be the same.
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